Saturday, March 26, 2016

Pervy Ted And The National Enquirer

++I bought the National Enquirer so you don't. The article on the five mistresses starts out by saying that Casanova Cruz is the target of a vicious "dirty tricks" campaign. I love the line ,"The leaked details are an attempt to destroy what's left of his White House campaign," a politico insider told the Enquirer.

++Roger Stone is quoted in the piece saying where's there is smoke, there is fire. "I have to believe this will hurt him with his evangelical Christian supporters."

++I like "Randy Ted" had a romp with a foxy political consultant in the closet of a state Republican convention.

++He also hooked up with a pretty 30-ish D.C. lawyer in a private room at the Republican Capitol Hill club.

++We have the "sexy Austin schoolteacher" who had a fling with Ted after he was appointed Texas Solicitor General. 

++The last lover was a $1,000-a-night"Washington,D.C. call girl. 

++The Enquirer has already reported Ted's booze-feuled past. 

++But there is more. The Enquirer reported on Heidi's bizarre behavior on August 22,2005 when the police were alerted at 10pm  that a woman was sitting holding her head near a busy expressway. She told the cops she had walked away from her home.  Cruz told then officers "she was a danger to herself.

++A political blogger said" Cruz's image as a Christian Family Man is utterly destroyed."

++Virtually all the reporting is in conditional tenses and anonymous denials. But they weaved together all the rumors from Anonymous' threat to political insider saying "TED CRUZ SEX SCANDAL appears to be looming."

++And the MSM is saying that the staff of the National Enquirer has been changed. It's not like the tabloid of old. Huh!

++As they say,the optics are bad for Cruz.

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