OSCAR OUTRAGE

++THE FIRST LADY MADE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE TO AWARD ARGO THE BEST PICTURE.

++THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT PROTESTED SAYING THE FILM WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE CIA.

++CONSERVATIVES WENT NUTS SAYING THE FIRST LADY'S APPEARANCE MEANT THAT OBAMA HAD "HIJACKED"THE ACADEMY AWARDS AND THIS ONLY CONFIRMED THE LEFT'S CULTURAL PRIMACY. ALTHOUGH TWO FILMS PUT THE CIA IN A GOOD LIGHT AND ONE CONDONED TORTURE.

++MEANWHILE I COMPLETELY MISSED THE "LIFE OF PI" AS IT WON THE AWARDS. I GOT QUENTIN TARANTINO FOR SCREENPLAY, "AMOUR" AS BEST FOREIGN FILM, DAY LEWIS AS BEST ACTOR, LAWRENCE AS BEST ACTRESS AND ADELE FOR BEST SONG. BUT I BLEW THE REST AND SO DID STEVEN SPIELBERG. THE ACADEMY MUST HAVE IT OUT FOR STEVEN. I AM VERY SORRY TONY KUSHNER DIDN'T WIN FOR THE SCREENPLAY OF "LINCOLN" BECAUSE HE IS VERY RESPONSIBLE FOR GETTING DAY-LEWIS TO PLAY THE PART AFTER HIS CONSTANT REFUSALS AND HIS RESEARCH TO WRITE THE SCREENPLAY WAS ADMIRABLE. 

++I GUESS NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN BIPOLAR DISORDER. OTHERWISE, RODRIQUEZ WOULD HAVE SHOWN UP FOR THE DOCUMENTARY AWARD.