Monday, August 17, 2015

The Donald Wins the Weekend

++Fox News has the Donald with a double digit lead over Ben Carson.

++The Donald won free air time with Sweeney Todd,

++The Donald's Helicopter stole the Iowa State Farm Fair. Even Bernie's remark was weak.

++The Donald released his first policy statement on immigration. He will raise the money for his Wall through increasing visa fees and will not have birthright citizenship any more. He advocates deporting all the undocumented migrants, something GOP polls reveal is their druthers. 

++The Donald will keep the iran deal but monitor it like a hawk. He says it is a nuclear Holocaust. Not to be outdone, Ben Carson said not revealed President Obama's anti-semiticism.

++Ann Coulter said that the Donald's immigration policy is so awesome she would allow the Donald to practice abortions in the White House.

++The Donald said that conservative Republican women told him that Planned Parenthood did good work. He said maybe they should be funded as long as they stop performing abortions. He is for legal abortions if there was rape,incest involved or if the women's health is endangered.

++The Donald checked into jury duty today in Manhattan.

++Meanwhile Scott Walker said to build the Wall.

++Jeb is supposed to spend $10 million so that youm might remember him.

++So far it is the Donald, who reminded everyone that he doesn't need lobbyist money and that the other candidates are puppets of the rich.

++Sweeney Todd asked him whether his campaign was a reality show. "No, this is the real deal", the Donald responded.

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