Saturday, April 10, 2010

EMERGENCY! ANTI-CHRIST ALERT

The Anti-Christ has been identified. The Republican base has been misled. The Hataree Militia has identified the Anti-Christ to the FBI.

His identity is ....drumroll.....none other than............JAVIER SOLANA.

Javier Solana is the former Secretary-General of NATO and former senior official in the European Union. Like all Anti-Christs, he is deceptive. He currently pretends to be an elderly man in retirement.

Please inform your friends and family. Their future may depend on this knowledge. Maybe even e-mail Glenn Beck. He could put him up on his chalkboard.

The Hataree Militia has published a pamphlet with an essay about why the Anti-Christ is JAVIER SOLANA.

I am ashamed I didn't know all these years.

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