Taking Out The Garbage

One poll number I neglected--60% of teabaggers believe the best days of America are behind us.

The Obamas paid $1,792.414 in federal income taxes--more than General Electric and Bank of America combined--who paid zero.

Glenn Beck is floating the idea of secession for all people who believe in the free-market. He proposes Texas. A deal --if Texas stops taking $1.60 for every $1 they give the U.S.

Orly Taitz, the Queen of the Birthers, was banned from speaking at a California Tea Party.

A U.S Marine has created a military tea party of active duty servicemen. He promptly had to dial down the proposal and post on facebook that the military recognizes Barack Obama as the Commander-in-Chief.

The FBI sent out an emergency alert on the Sovereign Citizens movement. You'll remember Scott Roder, the murderer of Dr. Tiller, was sovereign citizen movement member.

FBI Director Mueller said that homegrown terrorists are as big a threat to the United States as Al Qaeda.

Col. Terry Lakin , a birther, is being court-martialed for not reporting to service in Afghanistan because he questioned the President's eligibility. He went to the Pentagon was stripped of his identity badge and his laptop. What do you do when you're branded.. and you know you're man.

Republicans are trying to create a New Contract with America for their push to win back the House. However, they are bitterly fighting over it because they don't want to make any promises.

Brent Bozell issued a report that claimed that the major networks gave more coverage to President Obama than to the tea baggers. Also tea bagger demonstrations received less coverage than anti-war protests. Gee, I wonder why.

The Washington, D.C. Tax Day protest by tea baggers was a huge bust. The National Tea Party Federation , a newly formed coalition of regional tea party groups estimates they will be between 1,700-2,000 rallies around the country today. So I guess we divide by 10 for a more accurate number.

The American Family Association is at it again. This time they came out against any gays to be nominated to the Supreme Court. They said that being gay would interfere with their jobs and they would be biased for homosexual causes. They are concerned that they would "normalize formally felonious behavior."

BIG NEWS! The Freedom from Religion Foundation won a massive court case. The Federal District Court here stuck down the law creating National Day of Prayer as unconstitutional, violating the principle of church and state.

Bad news for Republicans. Stormy Daniels will not run against Diaper Dave Vitter because she can't afford to. And Tommy Thompson, former Governor of Wisconsin, will not run against Russ Feingold because his family doesn't want him to. And John Cornyn is warning Crist not to run as an independent in Florida because polls show Crist would win a three-way race.

Baked Alaska thinks "Romney-Palin sounds great". The great grifter--just be put on the ticket without working. The Sarah Pac , devoted to helping Republicans win congressional seats, has only paid out $9,500 to congressional candidates. But they're raising money on tax day. Any bets where the money goes to?

92% of the teabaggers believe Obama is a socialist. For them that means-50% believe it means government ownership and control; 11% taking away rights and limiting freedom; and 8% the redistribution of wealth.

The Bishop of Tenerife suggested that young boys foist themselves on priests and they are to blame for the pedophile scandals. Another European bishop blamed the Jews for the publicity on the scandals. Cardinal Bertone, the Vatican's number 2, blamed it on homosexuality. Ringo piped in,"And they thought we were satanic. I think they have more to talk about then the Beatles." The Vatican forgave the Beatles the other day.