Friday, March 25, 2016

The Cuban Mistress Crisis

++What were the "beans" Trump wanted to spill? The SuperPac "Make America Awesome" ran ads in Utah and Arizona showing Melania's nude photos from GQ magazine saying "She could be your new First Lady. Vote Cruz." The Donald replied he was going to spill the beans about Heidi Cruz. Those beans apparently concern her deep depression from ten years ago. She was found by a Texas State Trooper incoherent on the side of the road with a gun and threatening suicide. But all you have to do is google to find this out.

++Late last night on the East Coast, Politico,Gawker and the National Enquirer released a story that Ted Cruz had at least five mistresses here in Washington--a high powered lobbyist and a lawyer among them. 

++But that wasn't the sex scandal that has been percolating the last few weeks. This story was crowded out by Marco Rubio's S&M story. It seems Ted shared Marco's fondness for prostitutes. 

++Ted tweeted "Donald ,you are more of a coward than I thought--attacking Heidi." That's right! The Donald should come clean on Ted's extramarital escapades and his habit of hiring prostitutes. As JEB! said he's a "consistent conservative."

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