Hana Lives! and Other Tales from Gaddafi's Crypt

**Remember Hana, the baby daughter Reagan killed in the airstrike on Gaddafi's home? Hana became a symbol of Libyan martyrdom during those years. Al Jazeera found out that Hana is alive and is a practising physician in Libya and has had to keep her true identity hidden all these years so the myth could be maintained.

**Not only did we find out that Gaddafi was a Mason but he loved Versace Suits as well as Condi Rice, his African baby. The King of Kings, as he insisted people call him, had botox treatments and hair plugs that became infected.

**While fighting goes on in Libya, the TNC has sealed the Tunisian border, the southern most borders of the country and are heading to another Gaddafi hometown. Mass Murder sites have been discovered throughut the country. Both sides are the culprits. In one atrocity committed by the FF, Qaddafi soldiers still were in the plastic handcuffs when they were gunned down. As he was losing Tripoli, Qaddafi had hundreds of captives killed and their bodies have been discovered. The FF will not bury the African mercenaries that are sprawling all over the Qaddafi compound.

** Reporters discovered that the camp near Qaddafi's compound in Tripoli,which housed the African mercenaries was empty. Passports from Maurentania, Chad and Mali were found. Italian journalists reported that Qaddafi shipped African migrant workers to a small island off the coast in small boats, creating a contingent of terrified refugees.

**The Daily Mail in the UK reported that the Zimbabwe opposition reported that Gaddafi had landed in a private plane sent to pick him up by Zimbabwe strongman Robert Mugabe. Since Zim was the prime choice for exile, the story is entirely plausible.

**Qaddadi yesterday made it clear through his son Saif that he was now ready to negotiate power-sharing.

**The African Union met on Friday for numerous hours and refused to recognize the TNC, despite the urging of the Deputy Secretary General of the UN. South Africa's President Jakub Zuma urged the AU not to recognize because fighting continued. He insisted that any transition government must include officials from the Gaddafi regime. Of course, the TNC is chock-a-block with former Gaddafi officials. Zuma is still annoyed by the TNC's rejection of the AU's plan to mediate the conflict months ago.

**The AU has another tremendous issue to face--what happens to Gaddafi's funding of the organization. Gaddafi has been the chief underwriter of the AU as an institution and individual delegations for years. Quite frankly without the Libyan funding the continued existence of the AU is at stake. So the reticience in not simply writing off Gaddafi has a clear,understandable motivation.

**As if from a time machine, Nicaragua's Bayardo Arce and later President Daniel Ortega offered Gaddafi asylum for his contribution to the Sandinista's revolution against Anastasio Somoza. Next we should see Suriname's President Desi Bouterse pipe up.

**The Arab league had no qualms with recognizing the TNC. The Arab League and Gaddafi have been feuding for years.