A One-Man Lloyd's of London

++The Washington Post's Dana Millbank says that Donald Trump makes more guarantees than a used car salesman.

++He guarantees Mexico will pay for the border wall. 

++He guarantees that his still-secret tax returns are the hugest ever. "They are very big tax returns." 

++He guarantees you that his penis isn't small. ( "I guarantee you, there's no problem. I guarantee you.")

++He said of the Egyptair crash that he practically can guarantee who blew it up. So far no one has determined the cause of the crash and no group has declared credit.

++Millbank says Trump is sometimes clairvoyant. He introduced a 48-year old mother at a rally and said," I guarantee you that she probable doesn't have health care and if she does it's terrible."

++On tariffs on Japanese cars,"I guarantee you it's probably zero."

++The TPP, "Our guys have never even read it. I'll guarantee you that."

++On his uncouth antics," If I acted presidential,I guarantee you that this morning I wouldn't be here."

++How True.