Sunday, March 22, 2015

I Don't Need No Stinkin' Exploratory Committee

++Rafael Cruz,the Senator from Canada, will announce his candidacy for presidency tomorrow at Liberty University,the campground of former Rev. Falwell. Maybe his Dominionist preacher father will host the festivities.

++Josh Marshall welcomes his entrance into the race as he was a classmate one year removed. But more importantly,Cruz becomes the first modern candidate that didn't create an exploratory committee.

++That's even more impressive than when Dick Cheney vetted himself to become Vice-President.

++While Cruz has verbally renounced his Canadian citizenship,has he completed the paperwork?

++Jerry Brown,the only candidate for President in my book, told Sweeney Todd that Cruz' statements on climate change made him unfit for politic office. I like Brown's new cranky persona. Run, Jerry, Run!

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