Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Donald Bombs

++Donald Trump said that his revelations today would alter the presidential race. This was supposed to be the great October Surprise. Even the Obama campaign told reporters that they should ask the Romney campaign any questions because Willard owns anything Trump says.

++The Daily Mail in the UK speculated that Trump found the divorce papers Michelle allegedly drew up in 2000, which had been alluded to in the Amateur. Others speculated that Trump had found an old roommate from President Obama's college days at Columbia that said Obama dealt cocaine and used it.
Apparently,this guy has been offering his statement for money to the Republican Party in return for cash and offered to be polygraphed for it.

++Joseph Farah, king of the birthers at World Nut Daily, said that Trump would change the whole election with his revelations.

++The tweeting on this great revelations took off with Andy Borowitz saying " Could you not broadcast this while we are eating lunch?" 

++The news that will alter the fate of the Free World forever--The Donald offers $5million to President Obama's favorite charity if the President releases the transcripts of his college grads and his papers. OK, and why does Douglas Farah think this ranks up there?


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